With eager anticipation, I peeled the shrink-wrap from my new Apple TV and plugged it into the flat screen set.
Like everything Apple, it required almost no time to set up.
Sadly, it took just a little more than that for me to realize I’d been suckered.
Not seeing the value in paying for what I can Tivo free, I wasn’t all that hot and bothered when Apple announced their set-top device, since it only played iTunes clips. But news leaked recently that YouTube’s library of videos could also be streamed in wonderful high definition via the aluminum box.
So I ordered one.
And after a few days, I’m thinking about sending it back. Steve Jobs promised the Land of Oz, but instead sent me a castle in a snow globe.
YouTube is the new MTV, with pretty much any clip from every artist available via a few keystrokes. But it took forever to enter YouTube search criteria on Apple TV, and unlike the iPhone, it doesn’t remember a thing.
Worst of all, for every 10 requests I typed in, I got one hit.
Oh, YouTube will tell you they’ve got tons of stuff that’s Apple TV-ready. In fact, I contacted a company representative to find out where the good videos were, and that’s about all they would tell me. “We want to deliver the complete YouTube experience to every audience on every screen,” read the bland reply, which ignored every single question I’d asked.
It ended with a vague promise: “Our intent is to make all YouTube videos available.”
I felt like Tom Hanks talking to that carnival attraction in “Big.”
Problem is, right now there’s hardly a handful of clips ready, and way too many are vanity projects by nauseating poseurs hell-bent on being the next LonelyGirl15.
I want Apple TV to show me the new Brad Paisley and Velvet Revolver videos.
But here’s the thing – Apple charges 2 bucks apiece for those on iTunes. Would YouTube possibly hold back converting them to goose sales?
I tried to ask, but instead got the Amazing Carnac, in the form of a slick New York PR firm.
Remember – I do this so you don’t have to.
I’m telling you to save your money.
This technology may mature some day, but for now it’s a pig in a poke -albeit a very shiny pig.
What’s cool this weekend?
Thursday: Saylyn, Newbury Gazebo – There’s plenty of outdoor shows now that we’re in high season, and some of the best are at the water’s edge in Newbury. Saylyn is the area’s hometown reggae band, with a good vibe and an authentic sound. I gotta say, the best way to see them is out under the stars on a hot night. Fronted by two brothers born and raised in Jamaica, these guys are the genuine article.
Friday: Pete Merrigan, Sophie & Zeke’s – It’ an all-Pete weekend, with a set at the Newport Moose tomorrow, and his Sunday afternoon party on Murphy’s deck. Never mind the weather, whenever Pete tunes up and plays, the sun is shining. Look for dates from his All-Star Band in Sunapee Harbor in August and September. It’s Margaritaville North.
Saturday: Phil and the Fuzz, Oona’s Barn – I’m pleased to report that a cateriing business, Harvest Moon, had risen from the ashes of Oona’s. Better still, they’re throwing monthly bashes at Oona’s Barn on the Meetinghouse Road in Rockingham. Phil and the Fuzz have a bit of a Phish vibe at first listen – tasty stuff, especially combined with an evening that includes a full bar and a chance to re-visit Oona’s amazing cuisine, via former assistant chef Sarah James (Harvest Moon’s proprietor).
Sunday: Harvey Reid & Joyce Anderson, Ludlow Bandstand – The husband and wife team have played Carnegie Hall and the Conan O’Brien show, along with many spirited Flying Goose gigs. He’s a gifted picker, she’s a talented
guitarist fiddler in her own right with a lovely voice. Together, they’ve lit up many a room over the years. Always a treat.
Tuesday: Marty Stuart, Iron Horse – One of country music’s great iconoclasts, he’s worked with everyone from Johnny Cash to Bob Dylan. Tonight, he’s solo, which will give Stuart a chance to show off his amazing guitar chops. If you’re not familiar with him, you really should be. He’s living proof that you can’t pigeonhole a musical genre
Wednesday: Upper Valley Community Band, Sunapee Harbor – This local ensemble, ever-changing and bursting with talent, dates back to the turn of the twentieth century. Also playing Monday at Colburn Park in Lebanon, this is a concert band with members from all over the area, including a few Stevens High School kids. They play for the love of music, and a chance to share that love with other players.